It’s not easy being a pirate — everyone’s scared of you and there’s scurvy all around! All you ever wanted was the open sea and the stars to guide you. Instead, you’re on mopping duty and the Captain’s new mandatory eye patch policy is messing up your depth perception.

But there’s a bright side: tonight, you and your fellow pirates will tell each other stories of the glory days, of mermaids and treasure and cannon fire. And the ship will sway, and the grog will flow, and absolutely nothing will go wrong… Wait, what’s that noise?

Pirates! was performed at March 1, 2024 at Usva, Groningen.

Cast: Jelle Bonnema, Dani Jacobson, Tim Leegte, Thomas Mook, Naomi de Ruiter and Tom Wilcox.